I have 2265 music files on my computer right now. I just randomized the complete list in XMMS. Give me a number from 1 to 2265, and the name of a character or characters, and I will write a ficlet somehow related to the character and to the song inthat spot on my playlist.
(Original characters totally eligible - Lanthorn has been loud lately, and, ooh, I don't think I've even rambled to anyone at great length about Lian Liancourt and Ai Kanno, have I?)